Oh Momofuku Ssäm Bar, where did it all go wrong.
Being a restaurant I’ve waited to come to for so long
Perusing the menu, my mouth began to water.
But being on budget, my order became much smaller.
Eight cherry tomatoes for a shameful fifteen bucks.
Come on, what do you think. I’m some kind of schmuck?
Why should I dish out my own dough for some bread.
Could have stayed home and baked it instead.
Read on to see how the dining tale ends.
